This week’s SOB of the Week, Terrell Owens, proves yet again why he is the SOB of the millennium for good reason.

Although Jerry Jones like to think he’s in control, the consortium of Jason Garrett, Tony Romo and Jason Witten booted TO from Dallas.  The move cost the Cowboys close to $10 in dead money in ‘09, and makes Jerry Jones look like an ass for resigning TO to a big money extension last off-season.

I do think that TO has matured from his insecure, uncontrollable crying stage, but the uprising against him proves that he is still the same destructive, distracting team cancer that he always has been.

This doofy SOB looks like he's ready to fade into obscurity, but forgot that Randy Moss is going to make him look like an amateur twice this season

After imploding two good NFC teams and the Cowboys, Terrible Owens has set his sights on ruining an AFC locker room.  Frankly, the move doesn’t surprise me.  Owens got over $6 million guaranteed for next year with Buffalo; the closest thing to NFL Canada out there.

Good luck Trent Edwards.

What makes this all the more entertaining is TO’s upcoming VH1 reality show he signed up for earlier in 2009.  I’m still curious as to if this has already been filmed, but the 1/26/09 press release sure does foreshadow unrest:

Viewers will discover that behind all the braggadocio, emotional histrionics, and sculpted physique that is the outspoken media magnet known to the world as “T.O.” — there is also a quiet, sensitive, mild-mannered guy from Alexander City, Alabama…that’s Terrell.

What in the world is a “emotional histrionics”?  TO is one of the chosen few NFL players who could support a VH1 reality.  Next season we may see Mr. PacMan’s Neighborhood, Travis Henry and his Illegitimate Octupulets, Face Dancing with Albert Haynesworth, or The Osi Unemura Way of Love.

Congratulations goes out the Terrell Owens for being the SOB of the Week, but we have the feeling that this won’t be the last time we honor the SOB.

Ugggh, here we go again.

Another day of Eagles inactivity in the growingly barren Free Agent market.  T.O. getting cut sure does makes everything look a little bit better though.

Here’s a look at what the Eagles missed out on yesterday:

Will the Eagles wake up out of their Free Agency slumber?

• Laveranues Coles - signed a 4-year, $28 million deal with the Bengals.  He’s unbelievably four months younger than the player he is replacing in Cincy.

• Devery Henderson - Re-signed with the Saints yesterday.  Is a decent deep threat, but the Eagles don’t need another #3 or 4 WR.
• Torry Holt - Reiterated that he wants out of St. Louis yesterday.  If I ever found myself in St. Louis, I would want out too.  Personally, I wouldn’t mind taking Torry off their hands, but that’s only after we have fully pursued some of the more explosive WRs who could be had via trade.
• Terrell Owens - There is going to be so much horribly irritating “Bring T.O. back” garbage of the next couple days that I’m not even going to comment at this time.  Right now, I’m just excited to see the interview.  I hope he comes on SportsCenter tonight live from his hyperbaric chamber slurring, cursing and crying.
• LaMont Jordan -After signing Buck, the Broncos signed a more powerful running back in LaMont Jordan.  When healthy, Jordan looked half decent last year in New England.
• J.J. Arrington - After signing Jordan, the Broncos snatched up the former Cardinals 3rd down back.  Built more like a poor man’s Westbrook than a gold standard complement.  That makes 7 Denver RBs.
• Ray Lewis - The Ravens were able to work out a deal with their aging emotional leader, and 3-year $22 million isn’t half bad either.  This just angers me.
• Jim Leonhard - Grew into a solid starting safety in Baltimore, Leonhard turned down an offer from who else but the Broncos in order to play with former Ravens Defensive Coordinator Rex Ryan in New Jersey B.
• C.C. Brown - The Giants have now signed four solid-to-starter level players thus far in Free Agency.  Dallas is on the decline, but the Eagles haven’t done anything to improve while the Giants and Redskins have added legitimate talent to their rosters.
• Jabari Greer - Became a hot commodity over the past few days of Free Agency, and ended up signing with the Saints (who despirately need help in their secondary).  There were rumors of interest from the Eagles as part of their yet-to-be-revealed sinister plan.
• Phillip Buchanon - Signed a 2-year, $8.5 million deal with the Detroit Lions.  It’s good to see that team is at least trying a little bit to improve from 0-16.
• Shawn Springs - Visited the Eagles and left without a contract.  Word is that Jim Johnson only considers Springs as a safety prospect, and from his reaction that didn’t seem like a problem.  The fact that he left the Nova Care Complex without a deal speaks for itself here.  Thank god.
• Mike Nugent - One of the better young kickers available in Free Agency signed with Tampa Bay yesterday.

The arrogant Eagles front office sure is showing a lot of confidence in their ability to improve through the Draft in the 2009 NFL Off-Season.

HaHaHaHaHa

At midnight on the start of SOB Nation consigliery CheezWhizard’s birthday, he received an unexpected yet prompt birthday present from ESPN’s Michael Smith:

The Dallas Cowboys have released controversial wide receiver Terrell Owens, sources told ESPN’s Michael Smith late Wednesday.

The Cowboys paid Owens a $12 million signing bonus just last year, included as part of a new four-year, $34 million deal.

Karma.

Just goes to show that just when you think nothing can go your way, something bad happens to Terrell Owens and brightens your day!

Drew Rosenhaus is probably on his way to T.O.’s house right now to empty out the medicine cabinet.

Hopefully T.O.’s got a few million reasons to live stashed somewhere nearby, or else it’s going to be a long night.

I have no underlying psychological issues.

In less than surprising news, the money/attention loving Dallas Cowboys (for now) Wide Reciever Terrell Owens will be staring in his own reality show.

Per the Associated Press:

Terrell Owens hopes to score with a new cable reality show.

The Dallas Cowboys’ controversial wide receiver will star in his own show on VH1 this summer, giving fans a look into his life off the field.

VH1 announced Monday that the series takes place in the offseason, and T.O.’s best friends and publicists — Monique Jackson and Kita Williams — will help him re-examine his personal life. The two will work as “matchmakers and therapists” for Owens.

I hope for TO’s sake he gets a few more million reasons to live out of this show.  Lord knows he needs them.